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If Narnia had a bar

April 28, 2012

It would look a little something like this.

Last night I was out with the girls for my good friend Anna’s leaving drinks. The night started off a bit strange, when this happens I just know it is going to be a crazy night. My taxi was arranged to come pick me up at my flat. No idea who this taxi was (an experience) but was one of the most ghetto taxis I’ve ever been in. No sat nav just a map and him, that’s all he needs, oh and some top rated ghetto music! TUNES

When I finally got to my destination Callooh Callay bar in Shoreditch all was good.

The minute I walked through the door there was such a great atmosphere, everyone was having a great time and drinks were flowing, although where were all my friends?…

I had received a text earlier that night to say go through the wardrobe when you got in!? I completely forgot about this and wandered around aimlessly till I saw a girl walk from… THE WARDROBE! Through the wardrobe I go and AH HA here we are…


What was in front of me was one of the most coolest bars I have ever been to.

My friends had already ordered what to me could only be described as a MASSIVE fish bowl, with gnomes and long long long straws! Where am i!?

Turning behind me was only a metal sculptured giant palm tree with lights.

Now what to drink? So many choices, all in your own Now 65 Cocktails cassette tape menu.

I opted for the Golden Ticket, a mixture of Tequila, passion fruit and other things that are both strong and sweet, VERY good.

Music is a mixture of everything, from George Michael to The Game, sheer brilliance. Enough to get you going that’s for sure.

They also provide you with water at your table and some extra special treats….

It was getting better and better….I also discovered there is a members only section which leads to another bar. Now I just need a membership or someone who has one, as I want to see this part of Narnia!

Throughout the walls in the corridor it is covered in cassette tapes,a really cool effect.There is also cherubs fixed to the walls in the booths holding vodka bottles, clever.

Callooh Callay is a great find and I will definitely be going back.

But as the night was not over the next stop was Maddox nightclub, which can only be described as messy.

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  • Reply
    The P-Ho Diaries
    April 28, 2012 at 18:53

    I think in V.I.P there might be! You will be so confused by the wardrobe!

  • Reply
    Sonia Waszkowiak (@haveyoumetsonia)
    April 28, 2012 at 18:55

    Awesome, I wanna go there! I bet there are sleeping lions made into couches in the VIP area. And the fauns are waiters! And there are poles and pole dancing dwarfs!

  • Reply
    April 28, 2012 at 20:58

    neat venue and good music! like the new hair too 🙂 all the best, mr john

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